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> 98% of tourists visit the same 5 locations. They stand in line. They overpay.
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Most guidebooks send you to "The Bulldog". It's a trap. The locals know that the best quality is found in the quiet streets of De Pijp, specifically places that don't have neon signs. Tip: Look for the green and white license sticker in the window. No sticker = illegal trap.
The line at Anne Frank House is fake scarcity. There is a secondary ticket release at exactly 9:00 AM local time every Tuesday. Alternative: The Resistance Museum offers a deeper, crowd-free history.
Avoid Kalverstraat. It is a consumerist hellscape. The '9 Streets' (De Negen Straatjes) contain the actual soul of the city. Vintage, art, and canal-side silence.
DO NOT BUY single tickets. They are priced for tourists. The anonymous GVB multi-day pass is the key to the city. It works on trams, buses, and the metro.
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